so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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