Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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