i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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