escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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