that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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