...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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