I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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