I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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