Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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