You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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