Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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