I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
So. Much. Porn.
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