So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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