He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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