we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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