So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
