I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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