I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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