Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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