Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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