u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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