i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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