I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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