do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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