How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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