I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
