um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Randomize
