I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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