People with herpes should wear stickers.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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