If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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