oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he shaved USA in his pubs
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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