Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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