he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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