porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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