I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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