singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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