so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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