Kiss
Puke
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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