Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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