My hand turned me down
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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