Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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