Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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