if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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