Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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