I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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