Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You ruined the universe
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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