You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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