Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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