? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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