I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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