garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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