Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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