Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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