Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.