Having a random hookup so left but love u
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.