I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
It's Friday. Sex?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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