youre lurking in front of me
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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