Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
COCAINE IS GR8
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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